Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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