If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Do you love me? No.

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Women's rights.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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