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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor