Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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