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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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