Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

thumb_up thumb_down -4

there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops