- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Womens rights

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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