Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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