- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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