Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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The Christian Bible.

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