Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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