- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

A women walks into a kitchen.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

captcha: all yer base

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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