- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

<=3 penis

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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