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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What do u call a banana? A banana......

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A women walks into a kitchen.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

captcha: all yer base

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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