Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Choir.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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