Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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bologna

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Anti Joke

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