R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

U mad?

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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