Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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