- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Punching a baby

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Women.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.