Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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<=3 penis

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Chinese men having large penis.

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