A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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