I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

canada

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

FUCK THE JEWS

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