What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

r u smart..... or ur black

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

FUCK THE JEWS

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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