- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

An Italian leaves the mofia

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Women's rights.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

captcha: all yer base

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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