- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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