What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

its funny cuz i laughed!

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Are you black? Kill yourself.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

4 1/2

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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