What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

The NBA and womens sports

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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