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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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