What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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