What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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The MLS

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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captcha: all yer base

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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