Women's rights

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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captcha: all yer base

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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more like nig!

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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The dewey decimal system

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