Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

JUST KIDDING^

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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