What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Carrot fingers

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Chuck norris

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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kesha is a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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