- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Women's Rights

JUST KIDDING^

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

The MLS

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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