"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Women's Rights

JUST KIDDING^

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Women's rights.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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