- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

An Italian leaves the mofia

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

captcha: all yer base

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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