Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Womens' sports

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Bad grammers.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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