What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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