- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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troll----> hahaha---->

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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