- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Women.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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