Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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captcha: all yer base

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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