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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

U mad?

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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