Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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I hate blackniggers

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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oooh look a banshee

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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