- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

This sentence is a lie.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

VAGINA.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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