- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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