What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

The MLS

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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