- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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