What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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