- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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