Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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