- Anti Joke

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.