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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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