- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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