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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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