What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Are you a tree

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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You will not press the like button.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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2 + 2 = fish

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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