- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

giddy goat

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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