Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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im at school

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