whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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