Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.