What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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giddy goat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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