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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

The Moon Landing.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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