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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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