knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

You will not press the like button.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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