why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

men's rights.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

why did matt die? He had cancer

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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