- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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