- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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