Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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get in the car.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Woman's Rights

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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