- Anti Joke

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.