- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

its snowing on mount fuji

all jokes aside...

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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