- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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