- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

homosexuals are gay

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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