Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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PSN IS UP

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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shut up kobe!

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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