- Anti Joke

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

which one is easiest

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat